Monday, April 21, 2008

ok so thts not jux lately buh ever since i've been workin here where i am.. been told by a hell lot ov people to update moi CV n send it to else where companies..

n the list includes..

moi sister ( the older one)
moi bro, moi behnoi, moi csn (Tahir)
moi bro (Haseeb)
moi bro (Zaini)
moi firend (Sheharyar)
another ov moi freind (tauqeer)
not to forget moi MUM

maybe forgettin a couple names buh these r the people who tell me to do so lyke almost ater every week. =P

but i've proven to b a deaf ear n havent even tried makin a single change to the CV..

although an aquaintance ov mine tried makin me to do so n did a couple changes to it himself
but even then i never fixd it up....

so i was wonderin iv there is some sorta serious problem with me tht dsnt let me do things tht seem to b uterly improtant to others =P.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

so after a long pause.. here i am .. not realy with a lot to tell or share .. but recently..
have been wondering.. wht kinda ppl r those for whom.. nothin but material matters or iv these type ov ppl really do exist..

i mean yeah come on.. evry single human being has been created on the same single principle.. then how come one can be so cruel to jux ignore the presence ov others in their life... and jux live on with what they have in mind to get to achieve...

i wonder iv in life.. at any point.. they turn and if they would every realize what they have lost while just tryin to achieve what would satisfy themat tht specific point..

oh well its too complicated.. but to cut it short.. does this even help or is it ever satisfying in the end who live their lives lyke tht ... ?

Thursday, April 3, 2008

lol.. so all u HAVE to read ths =D

Computer Tech Support This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one!
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =================================

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... =================================

Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: Can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape.Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. =================================

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!